35 Ways to get kicked out of Walmart

1. Yell in the loud speaker.
2. Throw glass bottles on the ground.
3. Eat food there without paying.
4. Drink all the milk and yell "Honey!There's no more milk!"
5. Hack the computers to play the you are an idiot virus.
6. Fart in the loudspeaker.
7. Tear up the couches with knifes.
8. Bash the TV screens in.
9. Ride in mini tricycles and hit random people with foam water floatation tubes.
10. Rick Roll people in the loudspeaker.
11. Yell in the loudspeaker,"There's a gorilla loose in Walmart!HIDE YOUR BANANAAAAAAAAASS!
12. Act like a retarded people around retarded people.
13. Kick the cashier's face and head-butt a old lady.
14. Knock everything on the shelves onto the floor.
15.  Throw super-balls at random people.
16. Hit on random women.
17. Act like "It" and pretend to stab people with a plastic knife.
18. Fart on random people.
19. Joust with shopping carts and foam water floatation tubes.
20. Reenact Jackass with shopping carts.
21. Throw the loudspeaker into the cashier's face.
22. Drive a car into Walmart and think it's a drive-through.
23. Make a shopping cart centipede with all the shopping carts and drive around in it.
24. Bring cats and dogs into Walmart and let them fight.
25. Kick a football through a window.
26. Roll the tires after people down a hill.
27. Throw bananas at people and say,"Banana Phone!"
28. Run into Walmart saying,"I'm crazy!I'm the king of no pants!" wearing only a crown and a shirt.
29. Flick random people's noses.
30. Go into a disabled only powered shopping cart and run old and disabled people over.
31. Throw random socks at people with deodorant in them.
32. Pour extra butter popcorn on people's heads.
33. Spam Nyan Cat 10 Hours on the loudspeaker.
34. Run around spilling apple juice yelling,"I LIKE APPLE JUICE!"
35. Do parkour on top of the shelves.